Its never happened, in the history of the world

I like the dodgeball episode from Liv and Maddie. It has three funny lines.
Liv describing what she found cleaning ditches.
Liv, "Most humiliating of all the season 1 Dvd of Sing It Loud"
The show Liv starred in.
Maddie has a boyfriend name Diggy. He picked Joey to guard the schools mascot. Diggy calls himself a duffus if Joey fails then says...
Diggy, "I am not going to be Diggy the Duffus"
Finally, Liv and Maddie start a dodgeball fight at a senior center, they break a window. The next scene is Mom scolding them.
Mom, " Do you know what its like to have to pick your daughters up for starting a dodgeball fight at the senior center? Of course you don't because its never happened in the history of the world!"

Two and half men

The best part of Two and a half Men is Rose and Berta. Berta always seems to get it in a matter of seconds. Rose plays a perfect stalker. The funeral scene for Charlie where Rose explains what happened made me laugh.

abc blues

I was in a waiting room yesterday with a mom and three year old little girl. The mom asked the girl to say her abc's. The little girl goes blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah. I cracked up.

mighty med

Mighty med is a new show on Disney xd. It is about a hospital for superheroes. The comic books are real life adventures. The two heroes of the show are called normos, they have no super powers. They have just read alot of comic books. The show features another character, a superhero who lost all her powers. The opening of the show has a catchy rap tune. The show started off with a one hour premier. If you like superhero comedies, and who doesn't love a good snotrocket. This show is for you. I really like bridges.

I Didn't Do It!

The format of the new Disney channel show I Didn't Do It is completely backwards. The show always starts at the end in a complete mess. It then goes back as the kids explain how they got into that mess. The messes are epic. The show follows two twins Lindy and Logan and their three friends. The kids stick together, helping each out no matter what. The first two episodes will have you saying "I didn't do it!"

Cloud 9

The movie Cloud 9 is a very inspirational movie. The main message is nothing is impossible, no fear, and no doubt. The dog steals the show, its funny. The DVD of the movie comes with three episodes of Liv and Maddie. The movie is about snowboarding. Kayla Morgan is thought of as a fake since her dad owns the resort. Its up to Kayla to learn the Cloud 9. A snowboarding move that has never been successfully pulled off in competition. Will Kayla and her team the hotdoggers be able to beat the best snowboarding team Swift. Everyone doubts Kayla can do it. A great family movie.

Indianapolis Colts halftime deficit

Beware the halftime lead! The joke is if you are losing at halftime to the Indianapolis Colts, we have you right where we want you. Unfortunately it doesn't always work out for us. Giving up a 28 point lead and expecting to come back will sometimes fail. Winning the division because Tennessee lost is well, Luck.